Well hello there!. I have an update for you if you have visited this site before and you previously saw posts of me claiming I am trying to lose weight. Well…. I have changed my mind completely. The other day I was shopping and I saw some fat dude getting groceries with a really good looking partner. Or maybe it was his sister?. And it dawned on me!, why not just stop trying to lose weight and just try to get fat instead?!. So, from then on, I decided to go to Mcdonalds every single day and eat 10 Big Macs per day and maybe one day I will be so fat that girls will love me for who I am and not by how I look!. Excellent idea!. Anyways, I probably won’t post updates here any more because there’s no point if no one cares about fat dudes like me.
Imagine… a fat dude posting updates on his weight gaining progress. I thought about it, and, well, I’ll think about it some more I guess. If you want to see more updates on seeing myself get fatter and fatter, leave a comment down below. I predict that in just a few weeks I will look like the dude in the image above. That is my goal. I hope I don’t get sick from this… but here goes nothing. If your currently fat and your reading this, let me just tell you one thing. If you love food, just eat it, who cares what other people think!. You can’t give up the thing you love the most. Do what you want, if your an adult, you can make decisions for yourself can’t you?.
I don’t think I am even going to walk anywhere from now on, I am just going to take a Taxi or Uber or just drive myself to Mcdonalds… what do you think?. Heart attack here I come!.
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